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 Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 03:56 PM

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The Black Panties

Karen lost her husband almost four years
ago and still hasn't gotten out of her mourning
stage. Her daughter is constantly calling her and
urging her to get back into the world. Finally,
Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom!

I have someone for you to meet. We ll, it was an immediate hit. They
took to one another and after
dating for six weeks, he asks her to
join him for a weekend in the Catskills.

Their first night there, she undresses
as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair
of black lacy panties, he in his birthday suit.

Looking at her he asks: "Why the black panties?

She replies: "My breasts you can fondle,
my body is yours to explore, but down there I am
still in mourning." He knows he's not getting lucky
that night...
The following night the same
scenario. She's standing there with the
black panties on,and he is in his birthday suit ...
except that he is wearing a black condom.

She looks at him and asks: "What's with
this black condom?" He replies: "I want to offer my
deepest condolences"



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 Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 04:41 PM

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:angeldevil:....Nice


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 Posted: Jul 23rd, 2007 10:18 PM

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HA!..... I like that one alot!!!!



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 Posted: Aug 20th, 2007 06:38 AM

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That's a hot one:fire:


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