At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down ?
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear ' the rules 'from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side. ?
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE!
1. ? Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
? ?You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
? ?We need it up, you need it down.
? ?You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
? ?Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
? ?Let us be clear on this one:
? ?Subtle hints do not work!
? ?Strong hints do not work!
? ?Obvious hints do not work!
? ?Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
? ?That's what we ? do.
? ?Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
? ? In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
? ? Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
? ? makes you sad or angry, we meant the ? other one .
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it
done.
? ?Not both.
? ?If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
? ?during commercials...
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
? ?Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a
fruit.
? ?We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
? ?We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like
? nothing's wrong.
? ?We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
? ?you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...
? ?Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
? ?to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. ?Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
? ?Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
