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MrSnap
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Posted: Apr 9th, 2007 01:16 AM |
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He said ... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said ... You wear pants don't you?
He said ... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money that I give you?
She said ... Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said ... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said ... I would but you are never there.
He said ... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said ... I don't know it has never happened.
He said ... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ... They already have boyfriends.
She said ... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said ... a widow.
He said ... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said ... Single women come home, they see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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insatiableus
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Posted: Apr 10th, 2007 11:31 PM |
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These were too funny! Men should know we have an answer for everything
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Dymon J
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Posted: Apr 14th, 2007 08:11 PM |
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| BEING MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS WHAT IT IS, THE ORGASM THING GOT ME...lol
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Queenbee163
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Posted: Apr 15th, 2007 01:43 PM |
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  These Were Too Funny
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Jackee
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Posted: Jul 17th, 2007 09:26 PM |
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This had me rolling... Good One 
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Sankofa Spirit
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Posted: Jul 17th, 2007 10:24 PM |
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| Out of Damn control..... thas all i gotta say
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