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MrSnap
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Posted: Mar 4th, 2007 08:32 PM |
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A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work." The daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained.
"Everytime he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages
me for hours. The mother-in-law left.
When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch.
Finally, her husband came home.
He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said......... "What's for dinner?"
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insatiableus
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Posted: Mar 5th, 2007 01:23 PM |
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That's just too funny!
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Queenbee163
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Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 12:48 AM |
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| Too Cute!!!!!!
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DollFace
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Posted: Mar 6th, 2007 06:56 PM |
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Damn.....
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alkebulan
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Posted: Mar 7th, 2007 03:54 AM |
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now, y do i get the feelin he didn't get dinner?
thanx 4 sharing
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Sankofa Spirit
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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2007 10:19 PM |
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| HA!.... ha ha ha ha ha....
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QueenTswana
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Posted: Aug 20th, 2007 06:32 AM |
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I can just imagine what he got for dinner 
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