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Posted: Nov 20th, 2006 07:46 PM |
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A man in Newfoundland calls his son in Calgary two days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery
is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Vancouver and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "No way they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls Newfoundland immediately and screams at her father, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there by
tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing. DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."
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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2006 12:13 AM |
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| Funny!!!!!!
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Posted: Nov 26th, 2006 02:50 AM |
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| the ole okie doke....works everytime....lol
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Posted: Dec 26th, 2006 06:54 PM |
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Oh My God..parents do know their kids..lol..This was funny and cool 
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Dymon J
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Posted: Dec 29th, 2006 06:52 PM |
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| TRICKERY IS SO WRONG!!! BUT WELL WORTH IT IN THIS CASE...LOL
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Posted: Jan 4th, 2007 01:53 PM |
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2007 08:48 PM |
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cute & timely 
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