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MrSnap
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Posted: Nov 12th, 2006 06:57 PM |
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A 75 -year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 75 -year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and emp ty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."
YA'LL GOT SUCH DIRTY MIND'S
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Queenbee163
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Posted: Nov 12th, 2006 07:27 PM |
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Too Too Funny!!!!
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QueenTswana
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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2006 05:30 AM |
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Heyyyyy ..my mind wasn't dirty, ...well let's just say...
filth appeared to be clean at that moment ... thanks for the laughs
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Dymon J
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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2006 10:29 PM |
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| WELL, WHO WOULDN'T THINK THE OBVIOUS BEFORE THE LAST PART?? LOL
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Posted: Nov 23rd, 2006 10:34 PM |
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| that was too cute! Thanks for the laugh.
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