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insatiableus
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Posted: Jun 5th, 2006 12:19 AM |
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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
>perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh, I
>wonder what happened to this parrot?"
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>The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
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>"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered
me!"
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>"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly
intelligent
>thoroughly educated bird."
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>"Oh yeah?" the guy asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto
your
>perch without any feet?"
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>"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you
asked, I
>wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't
see
it
>because of my feathers."
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>"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English
can't
>you?"
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>"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
>reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
>physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really
ought
>to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
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>The guy looks at the $20000 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford
>that."
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>"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody
wants
>me cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20; just
make
>the guy an offer!"
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>The guy offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.
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>Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of
humor,
he's
>interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
sympathizes,
>and he's insightful. The guy is delighted.
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>One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes,
"Psssssssssssst,"
>and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell
you
this
>or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
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>"What are you talking about?" asks the guy.
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>"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at
the
>door in a sheer black nightie."
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>"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened?"
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>"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie
and
>began petting her all over," reported the parrot.
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>"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"
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>"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie! , got down on his
knees
>and began to kiss her all over...."
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>Then the frantic guy demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
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>"Damned if I know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"
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MrSnap
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Posted: Jun 5th, 2006 08:49 PM |
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Queenbee163
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Posted: Jun 5th, 2006 11:59 PM |
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| Too Funny!!!!!
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Dymon J
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Posted: Jun 7th, 2006 01:31 PM |
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| LET ME FIND OUT YOU GOT JOKES LIKE THAT...LMAO
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brown_baby
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Posted: Sep 5th, 2006 10:30 AM |
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 That was good. I really liked this one.
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